Christmas Calories Don’t Count!

Another slice of cake? Oh no, thank you dear,

I couldn’t possibly eat another crumb!

Is that sticky toffee pudding I see there?

Ooh I wouldn’t mind having some!

Oh well, Christmas comes but once a year

And Christmas calories don’t count

I’ll be back huffing and puffing in the gym

As soon as the new year rolls around

Go for a walk after lunch, you say?

What, in this horrid frosty weather?!

No ta, I’ll put the kettle on for some tea

Now, where are those cookies I baked earlier?

– Lizanne Raphael

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