Another slice of cake? Oh no, thank you dear,
I couldn’t possibly eat another crumb!
Is that sticky toffee pudding I see there?
Ooh I wouldn’t mind having some!
Oh well, Christmas comes but once a year
And Christmas calories don’t count
I’ll be back huffing and puffing in the gym
As soon as the new year rolls around
Go for a walk after lunch, you say?
What, in this horrid frosty weather?!
No ta, I’ll put the kettle on for some tea
Now, where are those cookies I baked earlier?
– Lizanne Raphael